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Rotten Roast - Season's Grim Things creepy alternative horror Christmas card

Regular price £3.50

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Christmas is a time for scaring... or sharing... Petrify your parents, spook your spouse, freak out your friends and add a bit more *Chill* to those dark winter nights.

"I'm sure it tastes lovely. Thanks for having us."

I'd probably see a doctor after taking a bite of this Rotten Roast, perfect for Christmas or Thanksgiving celebrations with a creepy horror twist.

Alternative illustrated greetings card with a creepy goth theme for those with a darker sense of humour.


  • Square 144mm x 144 mm design
  • Blank inside for your message
  • Thick quality card
  • Each individually cellophane wrapped
  • Includes brown kraft ribbed envelope.


  • Processed within a day of purchase
  • United Kingdom 1-2 days shipping time
  • Everywhere else 3-9 days shipping time